What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:46
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..